Today I saw a wild turkey. A female. She ran out in front of my car while I was driving out near Lake Travis.

Today I saw a baby bird learn to fly.

Today I saw a woman and her seven-weeks-old puppy. She was so proud of him. He was just confused.

I saw a client's new home and his obvious pride in it and the excitement of his pending marriage.

I saw a bored fat man who had nothing more interesting to do than to try to piss me off. At least he'd good at something.